I eat cookies for breakfast because I am MOM!!!when you grow up you can have them too, but right now I am bossand I say “NO! You can’t have cookies for breakfast!”
I play on the computer whenever I want beacuse I am MOM!!!You can play when you’re done with schoolwork, chores, and anything else I want you to do, because I said, that’s why!besides, “Staring at that computer all the time will ruin your eyes and rot your brain!”
I know you don’t want a nap, but I am tired, and you’re taking one! I am MOM!!! “What I say goes, boy, get to bed and get still!”
When I speak you WILL listen, because I am MOM… or feel my wrath as I roar and fling my shoe in your general direction.
for all you muthas, muthaFukkas, muthaLovas, and wannabees:
Kiss a Mom Day is everyday… not just when Hallmark tells you it is!
So pucker up and lay one on me! mmmmmmwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!