Apocryphal Zenzizenzizenzic is an old Latin phrase referring to someone who has the uncanny ability to define obscure words with pinpoint accuracy.
NOT!
(read about the project and accompanying contest)
Day 6: Furcation: A type of body modification involving multiple hair implants made popular by today's nudist colonies and Sci-Fi extremists.
With the addition of extra hair, the nudest is found more acceptable in public, and has access to the same shopping, dinning, etc, as the average-clothed Joe (or Jo).
We'll you've got my definition. What's yours (leave it in the comments for your chance to win)?
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OMG those pictures! :)
ReplyDeleteA furcation is a vacation for pets, of course!
hahahahaha. I have been cracking up about both of them since I posted them on this post. Believe me there has been a lot of commentary from both Kemari and myself regarding the second one.
ReplyDeleteI wondered if said fellow set the timer on his camera or if someone is taking the photo of him... regardless it cracks me up.
But..
I am not sure if I am more appalled by his choice of furcation or by his couch.
~2
Ewww, ewww, ewww!! ICK Ewww!! LOL!!
ReplyDeleteAll my brain could process was "VOMIT. NOW. GO VOMIT." So I had to come back and find the word hidden in all that hair.
ReplyDeleteI'll assume we're all caught up on the origins of Ambeer, Bregmaaaaa!, and Coffer(dam), as well as the states of demisemiquaver and erotomania. We've now followed our hero to the point where he thinks he is invincible, and the most intelligent human on the planet. This causes him to act like a jackass ('scuse my language) and a much bigger man beats him up a bit.
When he got home, his wife asked him what happened. He shrugged it off, saying "Aw, nuffin, just got into a little 'furcation."
(Not sure if that joke will translate via text... make sure to read it as if our hero were a redneck.)
- allison writes
Good grief.
ReplyDeleteInteresting definition. :P
I think it's a "spectacular , annual , mardi-gras-styled event , when fur-lovers all over the globe get together to showcase their exotic furs " . LOL !!
ReplyDelete~MICHELLE~
http://writer-in-transit.co.za/category/other/rambles-rants-and-raves/
So I didn't think I'd get beyond the dancing gorilla but then I saw the guy on the couch and wondered what hellish stains he might be leaving there... but then I went back to the ape. The first one.
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought my legs were hairy...
Whhhhhhooooa wait didn't I comment on this post? I swear I remember writing up my definition, did it not go through? Is it lost in cyberspace? CRY.
ReplyDelete- allison writes
Furcation: When a hairy person gets a body wax and has a furcation (vacation from fur).
ReplyDeleteNow I'm going to go wash my eyes out with soap.
Good luck on the A to Z Challenge! Fun way to play it out!
oops Allison, I found your comments in my spam box here. I knew I read them (all comments are emailed to me), but I just now realized where they were.
ReplyDeleteSorry about that.
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Um...no...no...I don't think...uh...yes...definitely...no.
ReplyDeleteSorry, my mind is all bifurcated and I don't know which way to look.
So, no definition from me. :-}