As part of my training to try out to be one of AZ’s Derby Dames I thought it would be appropriate to incorporate a weekly spar. I have never got in a knock-down-drag-out, so this is going to be fun. Most people who have met me would probably classify me as “one of the nicest people” they have ever met. I can’t help it.
Today I have shed that “nice girl” persona. Today I picked a fight with a total stranger:
After I took big kids to school this morning, Brynn and I took a stroll around the neighborhood to see if we could find some fresh meat.
“Hey You!” I shouted to this very interesting looking woman
She was scared. I could tell by the look on her face. For a moment, I felt badly and couldn’t imagine doing such a horrid thing, but I got over it. One incredibly amazing round house, and she was down.
That first blow was awesome, and my adrenaline was pumping. I immediately starting wailing on her… kicking, pounding, and lots of noogies.She was spent, and my posse looked on with disgust.
Brynn didn’t approve. Vaguely I remember hearing her scream “No! No! No!” but I was like a machine… just wailing away on this meager passer by… TOTALLY HARDCORE!
My partner lie smashed to hell, but who cares! I totally kicked her ass.
That’s right! Bad Ass moves and the attitude to match. I am getting closer to my goal.2 months and 3 weeks to go.
*above sparring partner will make it into next week recycling for those of you environmentally conscious*