Showing posts with label Apoc-Zen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Apoc-Zen. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Congrats, Allison... for being Awesome!



The poll results were very close, but after I added in the votes from the first-failed poll, Allison is the clear winner.

CONGRATS ALLISON!!!

I am trying to talk her into doing a guest post... or I will figure something out. In the mean time, check out her blog:

Allison Writes

and/or

Look through my April A to Z definitions and take in her mad SKILLZ - I believe she left a definition EVERY single day. That's some commitment.

You're awesome, Allison!
~2

Monday, May 2, 2011

Let the VOTING Commence!!!



It's that time, folks. Time to pick a winner for my rad contest smothered in awesomesauce... ok maybe that's a bit much.

ANYway...

My friends have posted their own definitions this past month on my ridiculous Apoc-Zen Posts, and I need your help deciding the winner.

My randomizer selected N for the winning post: Nidifugous: (my definition) A word to describe an overly finicky person who nit-picks EVERYTHING you do. AKA: your (MY) mother.


Vote please!



THE winner shall receive an Amazon Gift Card totalling a mindBLOWING $26!! Also... I want to spotlight the winner on my blog -- I dunno maybe a guest post or just some major pimpage :-)

Choose wisely!
~2

PS: There's only 24 hours to vote, so spread the word!

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Apoc-Zen VS Dictionary.com *The truth comes out*

I have been hesitant to look up the words that Kemari sent me back in March--my A to Z list of words.

First off, I haven't been completely honest with you. Apocryphal Zenzizenzizenzic is not an old Latin term referring to someone who has the uncanny ability to define obscure words with pinpoint accuracy. 

It's just two words I crammed together for A and Z:

Apocryphal is: False
Zenzizenzizenzic:  is an obsolete form of mathematical notation representing the eighth power of a number

So...

That would basically mean False to the 8th power--which is a pretty accurate description of the project.

Here's a breakdown 2=ME D=Dictionary.com:

Day 1: Ambeer
2: slang for "AM beer"
D: tobacco juice *gag*

Day 2: Bregma
2:  a Nordic Warrior cry, signaling mayhem and debauchery (BREGMAAAAAAAAAAA!!!)
D: the junction point of the sagittal and coronal sutures of the skull.

Day 3: Cofferdam
2: A barrier between your nasty germs and your friends, co-workers, co-shoppers, teachers/students, patients/clients, etc
D: a watertight enclosure placed or constructed in waterlogged soil or under water and pumped dry so that construction or repairs can proceed under normal conditions.

Day 4: Demisemiquaver
2: the uncertainty of pleasure.
D: a thirty-second note. (I was pretty close)

Day 5: Erotomania
2:  the desperation that overcomes a person when exposed to trashy romance novels.
D: abnormally strong or persistent sexual desire.

Day 6: Furcation
2:  A type of body modification involving multiple hair implants made popular by today's nudist colonies and Sci-Fi extremists.
D: forked; branching.

Day 7: Gnomon
2:  to saturate an area with garden gnomes
D: the raised part of a sundial that casts the shadow; a style.

Day 8: Horology
2: the study of less than mediocre movies, often referred to as "B Movies". While these films can encompass multiple genres, Horology focuses more on Horror than any other.
D: the art or science of making timepieces or of measuring time.

Day 9: Ignus Fatuus
2: A person guilty of wearing skin-tight clothing--usually of the  brightly colored assortment or loud prints.
D: Something that misleads or deludes; an illusion.

Day 10: Jus soli
2: Any person, place, thing, or action deserving an eye roll.
D: the principle that the country of citizenship of a child is determined by its country of birth.

Day 11: Kermes
2: Kermit the Frog
D: a red dye formerly prepared from the dried bodies of the females of a scale insect, Kermes ilices,  which lives on small, evergreen oaks of the Mediterranean region.

Day 12: Lithotripter
2:  A person who stares mezmerizingly at colorful prints when in a state of chemical-induced Euphoria.
D: a device used for fragmenting kidney stones with ultrasound waves.

Day 13: Melilot
2:  the ultimate party drink created by: 1.) drilling holes into your favorite melon,
D: a cloverlike plant of the genus Melilotus,  of the legume family, grown as a forage plant.

Day 14:  Nidifugous
2: A word to describe an overly finicky person who nit-picks EVERYTHING you do. AKA: your (MY) mother.
D: leaving the nest shortly after hatching.

Day 15: Omphaloskepsis
2: The scientific word used to describe a smaller than average person with a slightly orange complexion and abnormally green hair. Native to Loompaland.
D: contemplation of one's navel as part of a mystical exercise. (Holy Carp! Brilliant!)

Day 16: Palooka
2: a term of endearment much like: "Sweetie", "Baby", and/or "Sugar-Britches" but used mostly between Bros.
D: an athlete, especially a boxer, lacking in ability, experience, or competitive spirit.

Day 17: Quondam
2: Super-secret architectural design from the FUTURE!!!
D: former; onetime

Day 18: Rebozo
2: It's Max Rebo's (who's real name is Siiruulian Phantelesister's-boyfriend's-cousin's-uncle's little kid--named, in fact, after Max Rebo, but he never learned to play the red ball organ like his namesake.
D: a long woven scarf, often of fine material, worn over the head and shoulders by Spanish and Mexican women.

Day 19: Starveling
2: An advance state of hunger where you eat just about anything--no questions asked.
D: a person, animal, or plant that is starving. OR pining with want.

Day 20: Tawpie
2: A dessert that has been physically altered to adhere to specific challenge guidelines.
D: a foolish or thoughtless young person.

Day 21: Umbo
2: vegetarian gumbo 
D: a boss on a shield, as one at the center of a circular shield.

Day 22: Vanaspati
2: Vampire royalty that inhabits the NYC underworld (sewers).
D: a hydrogenated vegetable fat commonly used in India as a substitute for butter.

Day 23: Whiffet
2: To take a deep breath of air--through the nose, getting a good smell of something.
D: Informal . an insignificant person; whippersnapper.

Day 24: Xeric
2: My robot boyfriend... scratch that--my EX robot boyfriend.
D: of, pertaining to, or adapted to a dry environment.

Day 25: Yoicks
2:  "Yikes" by Scooby Doo.
D: Interjection. 1. Fox Hunting . (used as a cry by the huntsman to encourage the hounds.) 2. (used as a cry of high spirits or encouragement.)

Day 26: Zecchino
2: a zucchini flavored coffee drink.
D: sequin

That's the wrap. I think some of my definitions are better and will probably continue to use them :-P. 

Tomorrow is the day the post goes up for voting on the chosen posts comments. You can still go back through today (until Midnight) and leave definitions on posts for your chance to win.

See you tomorrow!
~2 

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Apoc-Zen Project: Zecchino



Apocryphal Zenzizenzizenzic is an old Latin phrase referring to someone who has the uncanny ability to define obscure words with pinpoint accuracy.

NOT!
(read about the project and accompanying contest)

Day 26: Zecchino: a zucchini flavored coffee drink.


I DID IT!! WooHOO! I finished the challenge *happy dances* Go Me! Not only have I completed something, but this blog is my 200th!!! Freak.Me.Out.

When I originally started blogging (2006 MySpace), I was just writing thoughts, rambles, and weird poetry. Over the last couple of years, I have dedicated posts to Flash Fiction. It's been a nice breath of fresh air this last month, just posting random. It's been a lot of fun, and I have to say, It's made me want to write more... we'll see.

You still have time to post your definitions (I will not consider any definitions posted after Midnight May 1-technically May 2). As per my initial post, I'm going to draw a letter out of  a hat (or plastic baggie with my eyes closed). I'll take your definitions on that post along with a poll (posting Monday, May 2), take a few days to collect votes, and the winner will receive an Amazon Gift card for a Whopping $26 (that's a dollar a day for the A to Z Challenge)--this card will be emailed to the winner to use immediately :-).

For shitz and gigglez, I'm going to post my definitions vs the real deal tomorrow. This should be eye-opening since I've incorporated these words (and my definitions) into my day-to-day life. Kind of sad really.

We'll what are you waiting for; post your definition in the comments for your chance to win!

Friday, April 29, 2011

Apoc-Zen Project: Yoicks



Apocryphal Zenzizenzizenzic is an old Latin phrase referring to someone who has the uncanny ability to define obscure words with pinpoint accuracy.

NOT!
(read about the project and accompanying contest)

Day 25: Yoicks: I believe this is "Yikes" by Scooby Doo.



We'll you've got my definition (sort of). What's yours? (leave it in the comments for your chance to win)
~2

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Apoc-Zen Project: Xeric



Apocryphal Zenzizenzizenzic is an old Latin phrase referring to someone who has the uncanny ability to define obscure words with pinpoint accuracy.

NOT!
(read about the project and accompanying contest)

Day 24: Xeric: My robot boyfriend... scratch that--my EX robot boyfriend.


I broke up with him because I just didn't get his "Emo" phase. Maybe it was the skinny jeans...


I can't believe I've almost completed this challenge--just two more days! wooHOO! Pretty impressive; as I'm not a big finisher. 

I know I said I would post the contest stuff on the first, but that would be a Sunday. I am pretty sure you won't stop by and read on Sunday, so I am going to do a fun recap on the first and post the poll for your chance to win on Tuesday (the 2nd).

ANYway... 

More on that later. Until then, here's some hot robot lovin'. 


Leave your definition in the comments for your chance to win. You should also go back and leave definitions on the other posts (if you're going to) because after Sunday, you won't be able to qualify for the contest :-P.
~2


Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Apoc-Zen Project: Whiffet



Apocryphal Zenzizenzizenzic is an old Latin phrase referring to someone who has the uncanny ability to define obscure words with pinpoint accuracy.

NOT!
(read about the project and accompanying contest)

Day 23: Whiffet: To take a deep breath of air--through the nose, getting a good smell of something.



"Hey Pa, did you get a good whiffit?"
"Yeah... Smells kinda like waffels."


We'll you've got my definition. What's yours? (leave it in the comments for your chance to win)
~2

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Apoc-Zen Project: Vanaspati



Apocryphal Zenzizenzizenzic is an old Latin phrase referring to someone who has the uncanny ability to define obscure words with pinpoint accuracy.

NOT!
(read about the project and accompanying contest)

Day 22: Vanaspati: Vampire royalty that inhabits the NYC underworld (sewers).



They are in cahoots with the alligators that also occupy the sewers of NYC--often using them as a cover and/or family pets

.

We'll you've got my definition. What's yours? (leave it in the comments for your chance to win)
~2

Monday, April 25, 2011

Apoc-Zen Project: Umbo



Apocryphal Zenzizenzizenzic is an old Latin phrase referring to someone who has the uncanny ability to define obscure words with pinpoint accuracy.

NOT!
(read about the project and accompanying contest)

Day 21: Umbo: vegetarian gumbo



Some versions can be confused with dirty dish water.


This is one of those times I don't suggest pureeing the veggies to try to trick the kiddies -- Umbo (and Gumbo) is a dish that should be enjoyed by adults ONLY during "adult time"*...

We'll you've got my definition. What's yours? (leave it in the comments for your chance to win)
~2


*clothing optional

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Apoc-Zen Project: Tawpie



Apocryphal Zenzizenzizenzic is an old Latin phrase referring to someone who has the uncanny ability to define obscure words with pinpoint accuracy.

NOT!
(read about the project and accompanying contest)

Day 20:  Tawpie: A dessert that has been physically altered to adhere to specific challenge guidelines.

Take for instance the seasonal favorite, Peeps.



We are currently running a challenge (on ATTACK of the Foodies!!!) to incorporate this often misunderstood marshmallowy friend.

Peep Show *gasp*

So, if you're not doing anything (or if you are BUT want to be a part of something so magical and wonderful--it will surely be a catalyst for world peace), come submit your photos, and get a fancy badge -- IMPRESS ALL YOUR FRIENDS.

Check out some of the treasures I found online:

Peep Sushi

Peep Marital Bliss

Peep Sunflowers... awe

Hell yes! Peep S'mores

Kemari, Sam, and I are posting our contributions tomorrow. I will be posting many more photos on our Facebook page. Reader photos will be voted on, and bragging rights will be shared by all.


We'll you've got my definition (sort of). What's yours? (leave it in the comments for your chance to win)
~2

Apoc-Zen Project: Starveling



Apocryphal Zenzizenzizenzic is an old Latin phrase referring to someone who has the uncanny ability to define obscure words with pinpoint accuracy.

NOT!
(read about the project and accompanying contest)

Day 19:  Starveling: An advance state of hunger where you eat just about anything--no questions asked. Often times to impress your friends, or because it's funny (plus or minus the trip to the ER).

Questionable Refrigerated treasures

Confusing  Poultry

Children are born with a defense mechanism (they're cute) so they are usually spared.


We'll you've got my definition. What's yours? (leave it in the comments for your chance to win)
~2

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Apoc-Zen Project: Rebozo



Apocryphal Zenzizenzizenzic is an old Latin phrase referring to someone who has the uncanny ability to define obscure words with pinpoint accuracy.

NOT!
(read about the project and accompanying contest)

Day 18: Rebozo: Oh this one is easy, and not necessarily a define-able word, but a person. It's Max Rebo's (who's real name is Siiruulian Phantelesister's-boyfriend's-cousin's-uncle's little kid--named, in fact, after Max Rebo, but he never learned to play the red ball organ like his namesake.

Max Rebo at Jabba's Palace
I searched for an image of Rebozo but apparently his profile is protected on Facebook.I imagine he looked something like this:




We'll you've got my definition... of sorts. What's yours? (leave it in the comments for your chance to win)
~2



Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Apoc-Zen Project: Quondam



Apocryphal Zenzizenzizenzic is an old Latin phrase referring to someone who has the uncanny ability to define obscure words with pinpoint accuracy.

NOT!
(read about the project and accompanying contest)

Day 17: Quondam: Super-secret architectural design from the FUTURE!!! I can't add too much to this definition out of fear for the well-being of my family and close friends. Let's just say, this is a bio-structure created in a lab--that's it! That's all I can comfortably tell you--maybe a few hints posted below.




*wink wink*


We'll you've got my definition. What's yours? (leave it in the comments for your chance to win)
~2


Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Apoc-Zen Project: Palooka



Apocryphal Zenzizenzizenzic is an old Latin phrase referring to someone who has the uncanny ability to define obscure words with pinpoint accuracy.

NOT!
(read about the project and accompanying contest)

Day 16: Palooka: I have to admit, I have heard this one before. It's most definitely a term of endearment much like: "Sweetie", "Baby", and/or "Sugar-Britches" but used mostly between Bros.


We'll you've got my definition. What's yours? (leave it in the comments for your chance to win)
~2

Monday, April 18, 2011

Apoc-Zen Project: Omphaloskepsis



Apocryphal Zenzizenzizenzic is an old Latin phrase referring to someone who has the uncanny ability to define obscure words with pinpoint accuracy.

NOT!
(read about the project and accompanying contest)

Day 15: Omphaloskepsis: The scientific word used to describe a smaller than average person with a slightly orange complexion and abnormally green hair. Native to Loompaland.


In the early 1900s, Loompaland, was raided by tyrants who were able to smuggle these bite-size humanoids into the US virtually undetected. They have been traded/sold for years via black market and later, in more recent years, on ebay.

Young native of Loompaland in his natural state

While this natural anomaly is slowing phasing out, certain traits are still recognizable in this "Melting Pot" that makes up today's outstanding US citizens. 


We'll you've got my definition. What's yours? (leave it in the comments for your chance to win)
~2

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Apoc-Zen Project: Nidifugous



Apocryphal Zenzizenzizenzic is an old Latin phrase referring to someone who has the uncanny ability to define obscure words with pinpoint accuracy.

NOT!
(read about the project and accompanying contest)

Day 14: Nidifugous: A word to describe an overly finicky person who nit-picks EVERYTHING you do. AKA: your (MY) mother.


We'll you've got my definition. What's yours? (leave it in the comments for your chance to win)
~2

Apoc-Zen Project: Melilot












Apocryphal Zenzizenzizenzic is an old Latin phrase referring to someone who has the uncanny ability to define obscure words with pinpoint accuracy.

NOT!
(read about the project and accompanying contest)

Day 13(half way there!): Melilot: (Mel-ellow) the ultimate party drink created by: 1.) drilling holes into your favorite melon,


2.) filling melon with your liquor of choice,


 3.) refrigerate over night to several days, 


4.) enjoy*!



We'll you've got my definition. What's yours? (leave it in the comments for your chance to win)
~2



*levels of enjoyment vary - drink responsibly.